Facts Over 70

Front: The facts of being over 70

Inside:

  • Q: Where can singles over the age of 70 find younger people who are interested in them?
  • A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
  • Q: How can you avoid the terrible curse of elderly wrinkles?
  • A: Take off your glasses.
  • Q: Why should 70-year-olds use a valet?
  • A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
  • Q: Is it common for 70-year-olds to have a problem with short-term memory storage?
  • A: Storing memory is not an issue. Retrieving it is the problem.
  • Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
  • A: Yes, usually with afternoon napping.
  • Q: Where should 70-year-olds look for their eyeglasses?
  • A: On their foreheads.
  • Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-year-olds when they enter antique stores?
  • A: “OMG, I remember having these!”

Happy birthday!

 

Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (pink).

$6.99 incl. GST

SKU: 511516

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Weight .01 kg
Dimensions 16.5 × 11.5 × .1 cm
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