Perks Over 60

Front: The perks of being over 60

Inside:

• Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
• No one expects you to run— anywhere.
• People call at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
• You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
• There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
• Things you buy now won’t wear out.
• You can eat supper at 5 PM.
• You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
• Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
• You can’t remember who sent you this card.
• And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Happy birthday!

Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (green).