Perks Over 60

Front: The perks of being over 60


  • Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • No one expects you to run— anywhere.
  • People call at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
  • You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Things you buy now won’t wear out.
  • You can eat supper at 5 PM.
  • You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
  • You can’t remember who sent you this card.
  • And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Happy birthday!


Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (green).

$6.99 incl. GST

SKU: 511844

Additional information

Weight .01 kg
Dimensions 16.5 × 11.5 × .1 cm


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