Perks Over 30

Front: The perks of being over 30

Inside:

• 40-year-olds are jealous of you
• Hangovers can last for days, keeping you from drinking every night
• You can afford the more expensive skin-care products that you now really need
• No one gives a damn if you’re in yoga pants
• Your friends invite you to party every Saturday— at their baby showers
• You get plastered on a much better quality of alcohol
• Your grey streaks pass for hair highlights
• You can now stream all those movies you missed while you were having fun in your twenties
• You take everything with a grain of salt— especially margaritas
• You treat your body better even though it treats you worse
• You have now mastered the fine art of not giving a shit

Happy birthday!

Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (orange).