Perks Over 40

Front: The perks of being over 40

Inside: 

• Your friends invite you over every Saturday — for their kids’ birthday parties
• You get hammered on a much better quality of alcohol
• Elevator music rocks!
• You can now afford the more expensive skin-care products that you now really need
• You finally understand your parents when they said, “You kids call this music?”
• You treat your body better even though it treats you worse
• Your grey streaks can pass for hair highlights
• You take everything with a grain of salt — especially margaritas
• You are still 8 cats away from being that crazy cat person
• You no longer smell like teen spirit (not that smelling like pain-relief cream is much of an improvement)
• You have now mastered the fine art of not giving a shit

Happy birthday!

Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (orange).