Perks Over 40

Front: The perks of being over 40


  • Your friends invite you over every Saturday — for their kids’ birthday parties
  • You get hammered on a much better quality of alcohol
  • Elevator music rocks!
  • You can now afford the more expensive skin-care products that you now really need
  • You finally understand your parents when they said, “You kids call this music?”
  • You treat your body better even though it treats you worse
  • Your grey streaks can pass for hair highlights
  • You take everything with a grain of salt — especially margaritas
  • You are still 8 cats away from being that crazy cat person
  • You no longer smell like teen spirit (not that smelling like pain-relief cream is much of an improvement)
  • You have now mastered the fine art of not giving a shit

Happy birthday!


Card measures 165 x 115 mm (folded). Comes with one envelope (orange).

$6.99 incl. GST

SKU: 511813

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Weight .01 kg
Dimensions 16.5 × 11.5 × .1 cm


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